Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions. By: Jerry Falwell

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from no where to nothing. By: Ambrose Bierce

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide. By: Tom Robbins

I love you. It's not a weight you must carry around. I love you. It's not a box that holds you in. I love you. It's not a standard you have to bear. I love you. It's not a pedestal you are frozen upon. I love you. It's not my life's whole purpose (or your's). I love you. It's not to make you change. I love you. It's not even to make you love me. I love you. It's as pure and simple as that. By: Unknown

The grass maybe greener on the other side, but it still has to be mowed. By: Unknown

God loves us, but the devil takes an interest. By: Jennifer Donnelly

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. By: Helen Rowland

Everyone is broken. Some are just better glued than others. By: Unknown

Are you gay? Only when necessary. From: Michiru Heya (manga)

Trouble usually wears trousers. By: Jodi Thomas

An archaeologist is the best husband any women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
By: Agatha Chiristie

If my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. By: Unknown

If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: We all want everything to be okay. We don't eve wish so much for fantastic or marvelous or outstanding. We will happily settle for okay, because most of the time, okay is enough. By: David Levithan

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. By: Elbert Dares

Of all the goodbyes, the kind which hurt the most is the one your ears never heard, but your heart knows it is already being said. By: Unknown

Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love. By: Unknown

Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room. So if you see darkness in your life be reassured that a beautiful picture is being prepared. By: Unknown